“Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! (And while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.).”.
“If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?” -Milton Berle.“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” -Buddy Hackett.“Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties.”.If it were easy, fathers would do it.” -Anon “No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too.”- Chrissy Teigen.“I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.” -Anon.“Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children!” -Sam Levenson.“Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.”.“Dear Mom, thank you for keeping all the bad stuff I did from dad.”.“Being a mom has made me really tired and so happy.”- Tina Fey.“My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.” -Anon.“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all!” -Anon.“Thank you for not telling my sisters that I’m your favorite.”.“Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother come out.”.“Mom: I love you and your super long voicemails.”.Make her feel special with some gifts, flowers, quotes and add a pinch of laughter with it by dedicating them some cool and funny mother’s day memes, funny jokes, one-liners and more.Īlso See: Special Mother’s Day Captions for Instagram Funny Mother’s Day Jokes, One-Liners Mother’s Day is on May 10, 2020, and is finally here - which means it’s time to remind your mom just how amazing she is! This is the best day to make your mother special and let her know what she means to you.